idionymon:

mutuals do this

(via tchalisew)

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Nov 26, 2018

(Source: stankonia, via maybe-itdoesntmatterr)

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Nov 26, 2018

akipluto:

Daniel Caesar 🎶🖤🎶

(via ryjri)

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Nov 26, 2018

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED. 

OH MY GOD ???

(via deanidontunderstand)

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Sep 22, 2018

gold-lime:

beeapocalypse:

gold-lime:

i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you

(Source: mearcstapa, via dailyhangover)

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Sep 01, 2018

tastefullyoffensive:

jackhawksmoor:

great-tweets:

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

🔊🔊🔊

(Source: twitter.com, via confirmance)

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Sep 01, 2018

fieldbears:

yodelmachine:

My laundry basket is self-loading.

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Sep 01, 2018

deadsperm:

kramergate:

drkshdwbnch:

tariqah:

violaslayvis:

I didn’t know johny & his family live with a giant ice cream monster. Also why is johny’s dad saying breakfast is bad???

I’m delirious this is too much

this sounds like a new brian jonestown massacre song. or a drab majesty song!

the gasp sound bite when papa sees him eating breakfast is what the fear of god sounds like

What kind of demon sadistic shit is this. Why did you make me watch?????

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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Sep 01, 2018

chaichaichuu:

How much longer before all of Tumblr wants to fuck Luci

Originally posted by jitterbugjive

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Aug 25, 2018

carolscleveland:

disenchantment has a lot of iconic lines but none sum up your 20s such as this one

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Aug 25, 2018